Kung isusulat ko ang aking love story

Kung isusulat ko aking love story...

Pang facebook ang status nito.
Minsan It's too complicated.
Dahil may malupit na sikreto,
Na ayaw  sabihin kahit na kanino.

Pag maganda ang morning,
Status update agad.
Naka "In a new relationship" ang peg,
But only in your dreams lang sa KPOP.

I want to share my prenup video sa YouTube,
Since I changed my stat to Engaged.
but when I  clicked the upload,
Loading... loading...  until disconnected.

So I end up into an Open Relationship.
No strings attached at pwede kahit kanino.
May friends with benefits pa na fling-cling,
Pero ang ending ay wala namang closing.

Nakakapagod  that's why I ended sa Domestic,
Bugbog dito bugbog doon, so bugbugan pa more...
At ang partnership ko'y may nation tweet,
Trending 40 million all over the world.

Until I found the right one at  maging Married for once.
Kasal kasalan daw sa beach at honeymoon sa Maldives.
sa preparation pa lang ay feeling celeb at ta-artits.
Pero flop ang movie dahil napirata ang vids.

Gusto ko ng magkanta-sigaw ng YAHOO!
Wagas ang swerte ko sa mga netizen beau.
basher ko'y overload sa separated kong post.
ang masaklap nag group add na auto-Divorced.

Naniniwala ka na bang my life is full of twist?
That's why I put my last status as Single-ship,
happy, contented  and still lovely?
Alone, sometimes bitter... but for sure, not so lonely.

Hashtag# virtual love story ni  Glady.